Ahem...!! so me decided to show up on the blog front again! :)....welll...something really funny came up and cudnt stop myself from telling u all....anyways now...on 2 the story....
Me finally got concerned about my increasing flab and gen decided 2 take a walk around my PG (my paying guest acco run by a couple of bi****s). This place is set in quite a high profile area....the ones where u have all those biggie houses and 'a watchman for every house' kinds....So there was this breezy thursday night sometime around half past nine...a very quiet street and a very 'thinking' Me!.....
Now comes the rest of the cast....two guys....should be somewhere in their mid twens...proper illad (just cant shake off the bitsian jargon; illad == tamil ) standing outside their house with their bums parked on a santro....and heres how the first half of their conversation went....!
Guy 1: Dai Machaan, what does she think of herself da!.....4 years of pure friendship and she sends me a plain sms saying "Dont call me" !!! What am I supposed to make outta that???
Well....he obviously asked this question to the wrong species!! Guy 2 looked equally perplexed.
Now comes the second guy's turn...!!( This i managed to pick up.....the second time i passed them...!)
Guy 2: Hey .......This girl is coming to chennai right on the day i have my visa interview scheduled...and she wants to go out....so she wants my visa int postponed ...Can u believe that...!!
Guy 1: Whaaaaattttt!!!! Just slap her on the face daa!(Wise guy...!! Thinks hes helped his friend out with the Mother of all solutions! :P)
So we come to the conclusion part.....
1) So..Dr.Gray....u can go jump straight in a well....coz the venusians always manage to keep the martians confused :P
2) I really have sharp ears....i shd mite as well mind my own business ...(Icon protestiung bigtime.....heeeeeyyyyyyyy...i was jus taking a walk....cant help it if those guys decide to have the discussions of their life on the street!
And yup...i did come across some serious stuff also....well..there was this half demolished building with a 'almost on the death bed ' watchman 2 guard it....,that was helluva disturbing .....then there was this old guy who was complaining 2 his friend abt his daughter-in-law making him walk the dog everyday.....hmmmmmm.....
anyways....life goes on... :P..... and me shall let u know when other interesting stuff come up.....until then....be gud...cya
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4 comments:
Ash baby, this story is so ridiculously hilarious it can only be true. :)
[Clears throat].. no more interesting stuff so far? That was nice, write more.
Ashwini, jus close ur ears when u walk down the streets .. jus kiddin :)
Now y is that all martians have problem with venusians
"sms girl, GF or old guy's daughter-in-law"... hmmm.
Anyways, it was shit good funny reading your post. You saac out and do post other interesting stuff when u are vetti. (just cant shake off the bitsian jargon you see :P)
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